Guerrillas on the Moon
Sacha Jafri was a man with a plan. He was an eccentric artist who was known for his bold and daring creations. He was determined to create a masterpiece that would inspire future generations and show the world the power of art. He had always been fascinated by the moon and its beauty, and he saw it as the perfect backdrop for his latest project. He had a new idea that would be his greatest masterpiece yet. He wanted to install a giant golden artwork on the moon’s surface without anyone’s permission. It would be a symbol of human ingenuity and a shining beacon of hope.
Jafri’s team consisted of his loyal friends, who were a quirky and lovable bunch, but were also skilled engineers, scientists, and fellow artists. They had followed Jafri on many of his adventures, and they were always up for a challenge. When Jafri proposed his latest project, they eagerly agreed to help.
The journey to the moon was a wild ride. Jafri and his team had modified a lunar lander to carry the giant golden artwork, but they had underestimated one small detail – the moon has no atmosphere, which made for a bumpy landing. The team was in for a wild ride as they bounced across the lunar surface.
Once they arrived on the moon, Jafri and his team set to work installing the artwork. It was a massive piece, made entirely of a gold alloy that took more than two years to develop. The team struggled to carry it across the rough terrain, but Jafri was determined to get the job done.
Hours passed, and the team was exhausted. They had finally made it to the spot where they were going to install the artwork. Jafri took one look at the surface and realized that they had a problem. The surface was covered in boulders and craters, and they couldn’t find a spot that was flat enough to place the artwork.
“We have to find a solution,” Jafri exclaimed. “We can’t let a little thing like a few boulders stand in our way!”
And with that, the team went to work. They used the lunar lander as a mount maker and moved the boulders, and they filled in the craters with moon dust. After hours of hard work, they finally found a spot that was flat enough to install the work. They applied the modified B72 secret sauce, a modification that made the work adhere permanently to the surface and placed the work into its final resting place.
Jafri took a step back and admired his handiwork. The artwork was stunning, and it shimmered in the moonlight. He turned to his team and said, “We did it! We’ve guerrilla installed the greatest artwork in the history of the universe!”
Just then, they heard a loud noise. They turned to see a group of lunar astronauts approaching. Jafri’s team was worried they were going to jail for this one, but Jafri was confident in his installation. It was worth a little time behind bars. He stepped forward to greet the astronauts and explain his concept.
But as the astronauts got closer, Jafri realized that they weren’t astronauts at all. They were aliens, and they weren’t happy. They were the guardians of the moon, and they didn’t appreciate Jafri and his team messing with their home.
Jafri and his team were in for a wild ride as they raced back to their lunar lander, behind them they could make out the words, “it needs to be an inch to the left, come back here….”, but they didn’t look back and took off for Earth. They had successfully installed the greatest guerrilla artwork in the history of the universe, but they had also made some powerful enemies.
Years passed, and Jafri’s golden artwork on the moon remained a mystery. People from all over the world wondered about the strange glowing object on the moon’s surface. Some thought it was a UFO, others believed it was a beacon from a lost civilization. But Jafri and his team knew the truth – it was the greatest art install in the history of the universe.
Read more about Sacha Jafri’s real adventures to the moon: HERE
